"AWKWARD LEAN" CLAIMS FIRST DEATH
who: Betty Ross
what: Killed by "Awkward Lean"
when: August 16th 2011
where: Sherwood Nursing Home
how: "Awkward Lean"
Submitted by Clubsguide on August 17th 2011
One of the more perplexing "fads" for girls recently has become the "awkward lean". An uncomfortable, body contorting pose that young girls claim flatters their figure.
Flattering or not however, the "Awkward Lean" claimed its first victim yesterday, although not your expected leaner. Betty Ross, 76, was in her Sherwood nursing home late yesterday afternoon with her grandchildren taking photos and mocking the awkward lean, when Betty leant too far, falling and hitting her head and passing away at the scene.
Her grandchildren, along with the Sherwood nursing home community were devistated by the incident, and many of the residents have been seeking councilling since the incident.
Grandchild of the deceased, Grace, 21, said that her Grandmother was "an amazing women who loved to make her grandchildren smile" and that she cant beleive that it all happened so fast.
"Betty was loved by the community and her family and she will be sorely missed" Det-Sen Constable Jones said.
"Its horrible to see something so innocent take the life of such a lovely person. Why someone would want to look so stupid is beyond me, kids these days need to wake up to themselves and realise they look like idiots and that what they are doing isnt safe as todays incident has shown. I would hate to think what sort of back problems these people will have in the future."
Its fair to say that the death as rocked the Sherwood community and will for some time to come.
The moral of ths story, if you "Awkward Lean" you not only put yourself at risk of serious injury, but you look like a fucking idiot!
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